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Gitxtgitxt 01-30-08

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Ikaw at ako always tamang templa. Beer ako yelo ka, kumot ako unan ka, saging ako unggoy ka! — MR. LIBRA BUTUAN (09106569782)

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Dislove, Islove, Dlove, Bestlove, Waylove, 2love, Saylove, Datlove, Ilove, Rilylove, Mislove, Ulove, Solove, Muchlove. Ngaun basahin mo uli ng ksama ang word n love! —(09194924520)

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I was told nt 2 hurt d heart of d 1 I love but wen I was so busy taking care of dat heart, never noticed, my own was slowly dying. Maau na lng naay u! —(09198827835)

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Sa usa ka pangadye…

Tig-una: Ginoo kaluy-i kalag ni….. Mare, unsa gani ngalan ining namatay.

Mare: Ambot kay 1 man na ka sundalo kaniadto… masingganer man tawag ana niya.

Tig-una: Ginoo, kaluy-i ang kalag ni masingganer… palihog sabat….

Tanang Nanabat: Ratatatatat… ratatatatatat … — MR.LIBRA BUTUAN (09106569782)

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1s der ws an island wer d feelings livd. 8 ws anouncd dt d island ws goin 2 sink n d ocean. Ol d feelings prpard 2 livd.

LOVE ask RICHNES: can I cam w/u on ur boat?

RICHNES: sory bt many gold / silvr r hir.

LOVE: sadness, pls stay!

SADNESS: im sori I wnt 2b alone.

LOVE: hapines, il go w/u!

Bt hapines ddnt hir wt love sed.

TIME: love can I tke u w/me?

Love felt so blesd/ovrjoyd.

LOVE: y did u help me. Time.

TIME: coz only tym undrstnds hw gr8 luv s. — (0910225077)

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Boy: Miss, pra kang saranggola.

Girl: Alam ko na yan! Pra akng mgnddang ibong lumlipad!

Boy: Mali! Pra kang saranggola kpag malayo, mganda! — (09174921436)

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Question: Unsay diperensiya sa itlog sa buntag ug ang itlog sa gabii?

Answer: Ang itlog sa buntag kuhaon sa ref. Ang itlog sa gabii kuhaon sa brief! —(09107759821)

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Girl: Father, I confess. Everytime I luk at other women during mass, I realize I’m d prettiest firl in d church! Is it a sin?

Priest: No, iha, it’s a joke! — (09283344742)

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If good looks could kill, please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see u dying!— (09212427147)

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Girl: busog na q.

Boy: Ano k ba? Ubusin mo yan. D mu ba alam? Maraming nggu2m sa buong mundo.

Girl: Bakit? Pag-inubos q ba 2 mabu2sog cla? Hah? — (09212427147)

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Nangutana ko ni Lord ngano cute ko. Lord answrd “coz ur so special.” Den I askd agen, ang nagbasa Lord, cute sad? Lord sed, “Depende kng moh rply.” — (09212427147)

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Bwt tao my kpguran. Pgod mgmhl, pgod msktan, kya ikw, phlghan mo ang taong ngmmhal sau dhl pg yan napagod, Na! Perte jud ng itoma! — (09217532129)

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Wife: Bkit tahimk ka?

Husband: Malaki problema ko.

Wife: Problema natin, remember mag-asawa tayo.

Husband: Ok, nabuntis natin c yaya. Kelangan panagutan natin! — (09212427147)

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Titser: Mga bata, sun-a ninyong mga hulmigas. Puro cla trabaho. Dli cla maglakwatsa.

Juan: Bot2x na man! Katong nanglaag man lagi mi sa park naa pud cla! — (09217532129)

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